apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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