is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You should frame my arrest warrant.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
