shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
its not stalking. its research.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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