She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
