idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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