Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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