We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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