I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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