Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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