All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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