is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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