Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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