Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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