check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
don't judge my taste in strippers
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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