smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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