just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
The best revenge is premature balding
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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