nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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