their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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