No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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