when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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