When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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