Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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