dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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