I wanna passion pit in your ass
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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