If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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