I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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