Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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