Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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