Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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