You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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