I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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