yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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