my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
How's work?
Spinning.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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