I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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