called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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