UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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