Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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