used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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