WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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