Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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