well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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