I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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