In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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