It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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