He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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