After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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