i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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