marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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