you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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