I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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