careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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