Having a random hookup so left but love u
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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